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Hitler, the faggot and Jewish pig, hand in hand with Himmler, the inbred
and slit-eyed pimp (SS boys his forte when his chickens are on leave)...
Hitler: Where's Goebbels?
Himmler: Under the table, mein Fuehrer.
Hitler: What's he doing there?
Himmler: Reading THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO, mein Fuehrer.
Hitler: Yes, yes... I remember - once, a long time ago - that sly
cripple used to call himself a "German Communist." He even
praised Lenin and considered the Jewish Bolshevik Revolution a Russian
one! Good thing that he's an opportunist bastard like the rest of us.
Since I am homosexual, and Goebbels can't kneel down because of his
clubfoot, he has to stand on chained down Blondie to suck my brown cock.
Himmler: Would you care for some vodka, mein Fuehrer?
Hitler: Absolutely not! Dear Henry, what is wrong with you? My
teatotalling self does not indulge in any Aryan vice. Also, vodka is the
subhumans' magic elixir. With its help they perform feats of
unimaginable cruelty - on animals! It is the liquid of beasts that
violate beasts! Consider this: Even though I never fucked Eva, she would
be quite willing to be penetrated by a Slavic heretic and worshipper of
kikes! But this, naturally, could only happen if Germany would lose this
Holy War of Reason and thus be drowned in vodka.
Himmler: But surely the world must know by now that our economic policy
is the soundest there is.
Hitler: Indeed! The usurers have been usurped, their jewels and property
incorporated into the treasure chamber of the folk. Free dildos for the
Hitler Youth! Those boys must learn with their holes to be men! Goering
bought his twelfth car yesterday. Do not forget to wear your pink tie
for the orgy with his freshly shot deer tonight. They might still be
bloody but the wounds are fresh and wet!
Himmler: It now seems that the Soviet army is mightier than we thought,
mein Fuehrer.
Hitler: Nonsense, Henry! We are stronger because our dicks are longer!
Himmler: How do you mean, mein Fuehrer?
Hitler: Well, the malicious red Jewish leaders probably forced the
majority of the male Russian population to get circumcised. This means
that we gain the upper hand in length with Germanic foreskin power!
Himmler: Your brilliance excels Wotan's strength, mein Fuehrer!
- Constantin von Hoffmeister
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