YAHWEH AS THE EATER OF NATIONS

by Constantin von Hoffmeister



One could argue that the “God” of the Old Testament, Yahweh, is in actuality an angry desert demon, a deity/idol worshipped by a rabid and self-centered nomadic cult, hell-bent on genocide and self-preservation against all odds.  This (controversial) image of Yahweh can certainly be examined in various biblical accounts.

Yahweh’s “chosen people,” the Hebrews, are a tribal people and a sheep-herding community that do not seem to get along with the various other desert-dwelling tribes in their vicinity.  But Yahweh, the personal and angry demon that he is, always has an ace up his sleeves.  This is particularly noxious when one looks at the path of savage slaughter and seemingly senseless massacres that the “chosen people” (the Hebrews) leave in their wake after being told by their “God” what to do in respect to the burdening presence of a multitude of Gentiles (non-Hebrews).

For example, in Genesis 6:17, Yahweh is in a particularly bad mood when he says to Noah, “I am about to bring the waters of the flood over the earth to destroy from under heaven every human being that has the spirit of life; everything on earth shall perish.”  Now, this seems like a prime example of an overreaction.  One wonders why Yahweh would create organisms (humans and “everything on earth” – obviously including plants and animals) capable of offending him in first place.  This is a clear sign of a megalomaniac and psychotic (but omnipotent) being that is far from being perfect (an attribute usually ascribed to Yahweh by the followers of his nefarious creed), but very much out of control with rage and unlimited/unchecked power.

One must recall that Yahweh created man in his own image.  Why then, one wonders, does Yahweh have all this pent-up rage against his favorite toy?  There seems to be only one logical answer to this puzzling question: Yahweh is a joker.  Yahweh is a “player” of monumental proportions that likes to set the rules for his own game, a game that – in all actuality – nobody else is (literally) able to enjoy  but himself (exclusively, considering the supernatural powers that are attributed to him)!

Not only did Yahweh supposedly create man in his own image, he also gave man the power of doubt.  It is no surprise then that man can sometimes hardly take Yahweh’s supposed “divinity” seriously and therefore acts in immoral and “wicked” ways (from Yahweh’s quite subjective perspective, naturally).

God orders Noah to take two of each kind of living creatures into the ark to save them from perishing along with the rest of the world’s living beings.  Yahweh wants a clean slate!  Apparently, he had had enough of the civilization that sprung out of his once benign two creations (Adam and Eve).  Obviously, Yahweh is tired of the first round in the cosmic game that he himself initiated – for his own personal pleasure only.  Hence, Yahweh initiates the second round to see what the silly (clearly in his eyes, in addition to ignorance of his “divine” plan) humans will come up with the next time.

In Exodus, the Hebrews blatantly reveal what kind of “chosen people” they really are.  When Yahweh mercilessly slaughters all of the first-born children in Egypt, he spares only the Hebrew ones.  Not only are the Hebrews thankful for the actions of their vengeful “God” (and his altruistic gesture of saving their children from certain death), they also vow to make all future generations celebrate this heinous act of gratuitous mass murder!  As cult leader Moses says to all the elders of Israel, “It is the Lord’s Passover, for he passed over the houses of Israelites in Egypt when he struck the Egyptians and spared our houses” (Exodus 12:27).  This statement sums up the hypocritical nature of this maniacal and demon-worshipping desert tribe.

The Hebrews justify their “God’s” wrath against the Egyptians because they have been unjustly enslaved.  It is therefore rather peculiar that nobody ever seems to be bothered by the fact that the Hebrews themselves have no problem in owning slaves.  Naturally, the Hebrews themselves do not see that inherent contradiction in their behavior.  One must really shake his/her head in amazement at the grotesque display of seething hate when one observes a certain tribe celebrating – during what it so innocently terms “Passover” - the actions of its crazed “God” that resulted in the pointless deaths of countless innocent (in the sense that the first-born were hardly responsible for the Pharaoh’s behavior which in itself is debatable) lives. Granted, the first-born (doomed to be killed) were Egyptian, but does that make them lesser human beings?  Naturally, this question is a rhetorical one.

In 1 Samuel 14:3, the prophet Samuel says to Saul the King (of the Hebrews), “Go now, fall upon the Amalekites, destroy them, and put their property under ban.  Spare no one; put them all to death, men and women, children and babes in arms, herds and flocks, camels and donkeys.”  This statement/order is almost mind-boggling in its complete and utter disrespect of life in general.  Again, the Hebrews seem to be under an evil spell – a curse to commit atrocities to please their bloodthirsty overlord/”God.”

Samuel, who is “divinely” inspired, not only tells the Hebrew army (under the leadership of Saul) to wage war against an actual enemy, but he actually gives the command to commit genocide against an entire people!  Of course, one has to keep in mind that the notions of an “eye for an eye” and “a tooth for a tooth” were the common laws of revenge during that time, but Samuel (under the influence of his demonic mentor) has much more in stock than that for the unsuspecting Amalekites.  He wants them to be wiped off the face of the earth/desert!  Not even soulless mammals, like the poor camels and pack animals, can escape the seething and irrational wrath of this angry and deranged (so-called) “God.”

The infamous King David uses the following words when singing a song in his “God’s” praise, “You set me free from the people who / challenge me, / and make me master of nations. / A people I never knew will be my / subjects” (2 Samuel 22:44).  As the ruler of the Hebrews, David expresses the will to power of both himself and his subjects – a will that is directly imposed upon them by the “deity” they worship and that compels them to be ever more engaged in wars of conquest and annihilation.

Apparently, the Hebrews do not only view themselves as the “chosen people” in the sense that they are more blessed than other peoples, they also see themselves to be inherently superior to all others.  This essential supremacist stance is the main catalyst for the Hebrews’ endless thrive for the subjugation and destruction of the Gentiles around them.  Yahweh, the blood-thirsty and malicious demon (creator of dust and debris), anointed his chosen tribe with the mentality of exclusivity, meaning that the Hebrews feel no obligation to get along with other peoples/tribes they deem inferior.


Bibliography

The Oxford Study Bible. New York: Oxford University Press, 1992.


- Constantin von Hoffmeister